Knox and Viv Emerge from Quarantine

They live! Despite many rumors that wondertwins Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt are wheezy, allergy-ridden bubble babies who can’t stop barfing and shitting, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie brought them out into the world this weekend. The Daily Mail reports:

The couple made a surprise visit to the Licky Licious gelato store where the owner Ihab Fakhouri snapped a picture of the family that was later posted on Twitter.

It was a very rare public outing for the 14-month-old twins who, unlike their high-profile siblings, have only been seen a handful of times since their birth.

It has led to speculation about their health, with some US publications claiming they suffered allergies and were kept hidden away for safety reasons.

But the pair looked like ‘really happy kids’ according to Fakhouri, who gave them pecan, caramel, vanilla and mango ice cream to try.

They look pretty healthy. In fact, little Vivienne looks like Shiloh Part II only with the pierced ears and blingy gold chain of a New Jersey bridge and tunneler’s offspring. Knox, curiously enough, channels the downturned, doughy-faced, wiseacre moppets of the depression era. Put that kid in suspenders, short pants, and a porkpie hat, make him say “Aw, applesauce!” and you’ve got Chubbsy-Ubbsy from the Little Rascals.

Wicked crazy cuteness at an ice cream parlor in Amman, Jordan:

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