Natalie Portman Yanks, Tugs and Pulls

Perhaps these shots of Miss Natalie Portman playing tug-of-war with her bikini top at the beach are her way of making reparations for committing the misdemeanor of using stunt buns in Goya's Ghosts. If so, would it have killed her to make them a little more alluring? A coy glance and kicky little wink over the shoulder? A pinky finger hooked saucily on the bottom lip? Softly running her fingertips all over the beads of saltwater on her goosebumped body? Instead of hunching over like Broomhilda and yanking her bandeau top all willy-nilly, maybe pull it all the way down and attach barnacles to her nipples and do the running man? Full anal penetration by a bottlenose dolphin? Rubbing sand into her corneas? Carving the Deep Blue Something lyrics into her abdomen with a piece of beach glass? Oversized novelty sunglasses? Throw us a bone here, Natalie.







Nat gets thongy and nippish at MrSkin.com.