Natalie Portman, like Prince's mother, is never satisfied. She claimed that she'd never do nude scenes, and her public was outraged. She did one, her public was delighted and charmed, and now she's outraged. According to IMDb, Natalie is upset and embarrassed over her nude scene from Hotel Chevalier. Oh wahhh, wahhhh, wahhhhhh. Why are you crying, Natalie? Is it because you're a big old squalling baby in a dirty dirty diaper? Waaaaah! Where's your pacifier, Natalie? Huh? You gonna cry, baby? Go, on, cry! Crrrryyy! Waaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Says Nat:
"I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no."
Because there is nothing more embarrassing or regrettable than looking stunningly beautiful in the prime of your youth under tasteful lighting, right? Why would she trust her gut when she could trust her ass? Guts are gray, slimy, gross, and literally full of shit. Asses are rounded, velvety, comely, and chewable. And thus make much better sources for career moves. Although guts and asses are both good for bowel moves. Wow, we went from sexy Natalie Portman nudity to crapping in 300 words. We win!
See said nudes! Pics of Hotel Chevalier are at MrSkin.com.
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OMG! Your Prince comment literally made me spit out my lunch! Fucking brilliant.
thats a misquote, not by you but by parade, she was referring to the torture scene in Goya's Ghost.