Like tax day, the Superbowl, and Christmas, rumors of a Natalie Portman nude scene come but once a year. So like a child tearing the red and green paper off a shiny new My Pet Monster, your eyes will rim with happy tears as you read the latest. According to a poster on natalieportman.com:
Before the Venice screening of Darjeeling [Limited], [director Wes] Anderson presented a seventeen-minute short film called ëHotel Chevalierí, which he originally conceived to play before the main feature, although thereís now talk that it will only be available to see online come the filmís UK release in November. This wistful and maudlin short story offers some background to the main attraction as [Jason] Schwartzmann and Natalie Portman play a pair of estranged lovers who square up to each other in the sumptuous surroundings of a Parisian hotel room.
. . . in one shot, Schwartzmann gently pulls off Portmanís clothes to reveal her naked body from behind, and a later shot has Portman, nude, standing still in a doorway, one foot up against the frame.
Go on, get your panties in a twist and wring your hands in ecstastic anticipation. We all know now that she uses doubles. Or that Natty's ta-ti's end up on the cutting room floor. Or, since this is Wes Anderson, something really super duper wacky will happen like a Wilson brother will dash across the screen wearing a high-larious pair of glasses and a kooky Nehru jacket, obscuring Natalie's nudity. And everyone will chuckle to themselves and say, "Oh, that was so quirky! Wasn't that so terribly quirky? That Wes Anderson! He's just so quirky!"
Nat nip! It's at MrSkin.com.
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Why do these idiots even BOTHER? Fool us once, shame on us. Fool us beyond that and we're idiots. Just say NO! Seriously. We've had enough. This is diva non grata as far as I'm concerned.