Hey all you nuns out there (what, didn't you know, nuns love CelebNewsWire), Natalie Portman just doesn't understand you. Why don't you get over yourselves and fuck somebody already? What's the deal? It's not like you're going to go to Hell for a little porking, right? Am I right? Oh, wait, I'm wrong. They will go to Hell. Somebody better tell that to Natalie Portman. Page Six dishes this story about Natalie's confusion over the whole concept of celibacy:
SOME roles just don't suit Natalie Portman. At the junket for the film version of his "Doubt," playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. "I'm trying to think of what the etiquette is on this," Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for gossipsauce.com, he continued, "Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn't understand celibacy."
We were totally on board with Natalie's sentiments at first. We mean, geesh, nunsówhat a bunch of prudes. But then we stumbled upon this photo and it was all clear. Nuns don't need orgasms to have a good time, they've got the ocean! Wheeee!
She's no prude; see Natalie Portman nude at MrSkin.com.
