Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Honest Woman, Etc.

Expectant parents Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber might not be living in sin, spitting in the face of Christ by allowing a bastard to grow in the Wattian womb. They appeared at the Tony Awards last night. They were approached by Entertainment Tonight, and Liev crowed,

ìWe are married. You got it first. Break the story!î

However, neither were wearing wedding rings, and Liev's exuberance could also be construed as sarcasm. This is eerily reminiscent of Heath Ledger's and Michelle Williams's coy, "might be, might not, F U press" marriage thing. We're gussing secret possible marriage is just one more thing Australia is good at, like vegemite, ozone holes, and dominating American films in the mid-1980s.

See Naomi's miniwatts at MrSkin.com.