Naomi Watts Makes the Skies Friendlier with Her Breasts

Naomi Watts really knows how to please a man--even one who's only three apples high: Show him her boobs! Our celebrity air hostess, FemaleFirst, reports:

Naomi Watts had to breastfeed her seven-month-old son Alexander to keep him quiet on a 14-hour flight.

The 'Eastern Promises' star - who is engaged to actor Liev Schreiber - revealed her unsettled son started crying as soon as they boarded the plane to go to Los Angeles from Sydney, Australia, so she was forced to whip out her boob to soothe him.

She said on US TV show 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!': "That was the first time I felt guilty about getting on a plane. Fortunately, I can fly first class these days. The baby's with me, but he started screaming the minute we got on and didn't stop for a good 40 minutes.

"People literally stood out of their seats and gave me glaring eyes. I think they just feel a little p****d off that they spent so much money on a flight and they have to listen to that.

"He's too young for drugs! So I just put him on the boob!"

Sure, Naomi was successful in calming down her kid, but what about everyone else on that plane? Did she think they would forget about the screaming tot once they had some free mini-bar bottles of Robert Mondavi Chardonnay and a couple of Milano cookies? Of course not. If Naomi was truly concerned about the comfort of her fellow first-class passengers she would have shoved her boobs in their faces too. It works wonders on the sour demeanor of anyone, no matter their age.


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