According to imdb.com, Hurricane Naomi Campbell has struck yet again, causing a staggering $54,000 worth of damage to her boyfriend's yacht after she had one of her patented conniption hemmorages. We don't know how to tell you this, but . . . kids, we think it's time we put Naomi Campbell down. We know, sweeties, we know, you love your Naomi Campbell and you've had a lot of good times with her. She's been a loyal companion, waiting for you to get off the bus after school, sleeping at the foot of your beds, chasing her Kong around backstage at Yves Saint Laurent. But sweeties, Naomi Campbell hasn't been right for a very long time, and remember when that nice policeman came to our door the other day? Well, it's just best Naomi Campbell go to sleep for a very, very long time so she can't hurt herself or anybody in the community again.
There are a jawdropping THREE lawsuits pending against the supermodel, alleging that she beat former employees with various handheld communication devices. In spite of this, Naomi was overtaken by a wave of rage on her boyfriend Badr Jafar's luxury yacht recently. Apparently, the private chef aboard presented her with a "tomato, mozzarella and dried ham starter with white wine" which was not up to the model's standards. She lost her temper (how can you lose something you don't appear to own in the first place?) and, when the chef, ballsy m.f. that he is, deigned to actually yell back at Campbell, she began foaming at the mouth and cursing and throwing items around, the damage totalling more than your yearly salary. An "onlooker" snitched to The Sun:
All hell seemed to break loose. All you could hear was shouting and screaming in English. There was the sound of plates being broken. Some of the crew later said the kitchen was a complete mess and the curtains and cushions had all been ripped apart.
When one is facing three potentially wallet-annihilating suits, the best way to celebrate would not be trashing a loved one's private yacht, but what do we know? We only have a woeful two lawsuits against us pending, and our significant other only owns a little dinghy.
Naomi is at MrSkin.com, but don't tell her you're looking. Or she will rip your head off and throw it off a bridge.
