Supermodel/incredible Hulk Naomi Campbell underwent emergency surgery in Brazil on Monday night. One would assume that flying to Rio to have mysterious surgery would mean one thing–sex change–but Naomi's rep issued this statement:
"Naomi Campbell was admitted to hospital [Monday night] to have a small cyst removed. Following the successful procedure, she is now resting and is looking forward to getting back to work. She would like to thank he doctors who have kindly looked after her."
And after the surgery was over, she grabbed the cyst and beat two nurses to death with it.
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Well, one thing we know is that wasn't a brain tumour. That would have required nanosurgey.