Watts This? Naomi Nude. That's Watts.

We didn't report this yesterday when it broke because yesterday was Sunday. That's the Lord's day! And although today is a holiday, we are graciously eschewing from your raucous Presidents Day celebration–your pin-the-stovepipe-hat-on-the-Lincoln games and festive Dance of the Wooden Teeth–to humbly bring you news. News of Naomi Watts naked on a balcony, snapped while filming some movie called Mother and Child. Which is apropos since Naomi, nude as she is, just had a baby like 3 minutes ago and yet her 40-year-old postpartum body looks better than yours. Dig into the naked magic after the cut. It's the American thing to do.

According to various sources, this is not a candid pap shot; in this pic, Naomi is filming a nude scene for an upcoming movie. Naomi is totally cool with film nudity as long as it's intrinsic to the character and plot, and as you can see here, letting her robe briefly open to flash her knockers and Down Under seems like a pretty pivotal point of the movie. Who knows where the plot would have gone without that shocking twist.

These pics were cribbed from Egotastic, if the watermark didn't tip you off.