On Wednesday, The Incredible Shrinking Lindsay Lohan appeared on Access Hollywood and decreed, "You will never see me in a nude scene." Blah blah blah, Lohan. In four years, when you are going through your living-room carpet looking for that last Oxycontin and crying because that guy who used to play drums for Trixter left you for Courtney Peldon, baring your formerly glorious blammos in Lethal Fatal Night Seduction 4 opposite C. Thomas Howell is gonna look like a pretty good move.
Yeah, that was mean. But you know what? The world is mean.
Lindz also recently appeared on the Today show and bemoaned the tabloids' portrayal of her as a Spuds Mackenzie-style original party animal: "I don't hang out in clubs as much as they say I do. I go out with friends and go out to dinner." And speaking of this "dinner", Matt Lauer gently asked about her MIA jugs troubling weight loss. Lohan responded, "I just hit puberty! You grow up. You work out. You eat healthier. I was [accused of] having implants, then of taking them out." How terribly queer. Didn't she blame the appearance of that monstrous rack a couple years ago on this mysterious "puberty"? What puberty giveth, puberty also taketh away.
But back to the nudie scene kibosh. Lindsay declared, "You will never see me in a nude scene. Then there's no mystery for my private life . . . I don't think that's what's needed to win an Oscar for me." Tell that to Halle Berry, kid!
Sexy pictures of Lindsay, back when she was Fully Loaded, at MrSkin.com.
