Lindsay Lohan (apparently today is the day that the world realized that there are only three people that we should be talking about) may soon have one less lollipop-shaped celeb to model herself after, as RenÈe Zellweger plans to start packing on some pounds. We guess poor Lindz will just have to get tips on how to subsist on nothing but Starbucks and celery sticks from Nicole Richie. And Mary-Kate Olsen. And Kate Bosworth.
RenÈe plans to pig out in the name of love since her new hubby Kenny Chesney doesnít like being constantly jabbed with protruding bones. But sheíll only gain five pounds. She doesnít want to be mistaken for a cashier at Wal-Mart, after all. A friend told Heat magazine, "Kenny's a bit of a southern boy and likes a little meat on a woman's bones." Weíre guessing that Kenny has a thing for female country music stars and wants his woman to model herself after one of The Judds. ìCímon, baby, Wynonna or Naomi, you pick.î To which RenÈeís response must have been, ìIíll go as far as Ashley, but thatís it.î But even if RenÈe does go a little overboard and gains (gasp) ten pounds, she can always use Kennyís cowboy hat as a shield to deflect the fat jokes.
Mrs. Chesney's Nude Review at MrSkin.com.
