Do you ever think to yourself, "Gee, I love basketball and the thrill of picking an NCAA winner, but there just aren't enough titties during March Madness"? We're sure you have. Now thanks to Mr. Skin you can take the homoerotic joy you usually get out of watching strapping young men in silky shorts fondle balls and apply it to your love of all things mammary with March Nakedness!
Do you want to see Oscar darling Helen Mirren win her second erect trophy in as many months? Then vote for her in Savage Messiah. Or maybe, like George Costanza, you're a big fan of the carnal use of foodstuffs. Stuff the ballot box for Maria Schneider in Last Tango in Paris or Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks. The choices are endless (that is if you have a Britney Spears equivalent education and can only count to 64). Sayeth Mr. Skin:
As this year's big college basketball tournament approaches tip-off time I, Mr. Skin, have come to announce my own version of the world-championship competition.At MrSkin.com, sixty-four of the all-time most popular Hollywood nude scenes are going up against one another in a tournament called March Nakedness.
March Nakedness pits 64 nude scenes ñ from movies that span decades and range from big-budget Hollywood hits to art films to cult favorites ñ against each other in a series of single-elimination head-to-head match-ups.
The movies are listed in tournament-style brackets. You can then vote on each, ultimately revealing the single best-loved big-screen bare-skin moment ever filmed.
As with the basketball series, March Nakedness begins with 64 competitors and then breaks down to a series of subsequently more skintense contests along the way: The Sexy Sixteen, The Erotic Eight and The Final Foursome.
March Nakedness is free to play and open to all who visit MrSkin.com.
Registered players can enter guesses as to each round's winning movie scene. The player(s) with the most correct guesses will win a free one-year membership to MrSkin.com. The Grand Prize is a free lifetime membership.
Among the powerhouse scenes pressing the flesh in March Nakedness are Phoebe Cates' bikini pop-off from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), Angelina Jolie's girl-girl love-fest from Gia (1998) and Sharon Stone's hair-raising way of uncrossing her legs in Basic Instinct (1992).
Other brawlers-in-the-buff include Halle Berry in Monster's Ball (2001), Bo Derek in 10 (1979), Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire (1995), Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005), and drive-in skinsation Pam Grier in Coffy (1973).
March Nakedness is the perfect mix of babes, basketball and no-consequences sports betting. Get your game on now!
So what are you waiting for? Take out those quills and stuff those boxes!
