Kate Moss isn't attacking a photographer here, she's demonstrating krumping, the hot new urban dance move that's sweeping the country!
No, actually, she is just attacking a photographer.
So the UK's Daily Mail is reporting that yesterday Kate received a visit from her erstwhile lover, human punchline Pete Doherty. He popped by her house to take a shower (what, your crack-addict blood-squirting ex-boyfriend doesn't come over to your house once a month to rinse off the top layer of crust?), left, and then after a bit Kate was spotted leaving her place looking creepily busted up. An eyewitness blabbed,
"Her right cheek definitely looked bigger than the other side. Both under her sunglasses and around her chin looked swollen."
Perhaps Kate was feeling a little punchy from her alleged brawl with Doherty, but later, she pulled a Sienna Miller/Bjork and kicked the tar out of a paparazzo snapping her picture.
This is actually pretty funny because a model attacking a photographer is like a scalpel attacking a surgeon. Or a nightstick attacking a cop. Or Montecore the white tiger attacking Roy Horn.
Ohhhhh, Mossy. See her in the raw at MrSkin.com.
