Well, This Is a Mess

Hey, everybody, it's Wednesday, July 1 and Michael Jackson is still dead. Here's the crap for today.

ï TMZ is saying that the piglets seized a crazy dangerous and hard-to-get drug from MJ's home that will most likely turn out to be the cause of his death.

We're told the drug Propofol was discovered at the residence. The drug is used to put people under anesthesia before surgery. It is an extremely powerful drug that is only available to medical personnel. As one source said, "There is no conceivable way this drug can be properly prescribed for home use."

Sources say the drug is so inappropriate and reckless for home use, if a doctor facilitated it for Jackson and it caused his death, he or she could be prosecuted for manslaughter.

Yeah, but the dude had so many surgeries that being under anesthesia most likely felt like a normal state for him at that point. It's hard to feel truly alive unless you have a face stuffed with gauze and a catheter in, you know?

ï Yahoo says that his body is back at Neverland Ranch for a public viewing and that the will will be filed today. That's not super interesting but we just thought you should know.

ï But here's something that is very super interesting indeed. Yesterday everyone was saying that Debbie Rowe was just a surrogate and didn't provide the eggs that made Prince Michael and Paris Jackson. Now Debbie says she is indeed the bio mom. And Michael Jacko is neither the bio father nor the adoptive father, because he never formally filed paperwork! So who the daddy is? Why, this gorgeous hunk, Michael's dermatologist and Debbie Rowe's former boss, Arnold Klein. Not only is he handsome, but he is a fine doctor, and knows that the best cure for acne, rosacea, and melanoma is some dank nugs from a few fat-ass rips off a gravity bong.