Lindsay Lohan/Naked/Marilyn Monroe Redux

Late yesterday afternoon, New York magazine (link kinda safe for work) released some outtakes of the Lindsay Lohan-as-Marilyn Monroe naked shots. Now we know why they're outtakes. No dappled zeppelins, swinging in the breeze 'neath an airy swath of chiffon. No depilated pubic knoll where once a cheerful firecrotch crackled and sparked. These might be labeled the Safe for Work Lindsay Nudes, or, possibly, the Safe for Michael Lohan nudes. Because although hep mom Dina Lohan checks out her daughter's nudity with relish, her dad wants no part of it. According to our gossip life coach, FemaleFirst, Michael says:

"I'm not going to look at the photos–that's my daughter! But Lindsay is an adult, and she knows the direction she wants to take her career. It's her decision."

As much as we goof on the annoying, fame-hungry, turtleneck-wearing Michael Lohan, it's statements like these that make us realize that he's not such a bad guy. Especially considering Papa Joe Simpson, who not only would be pleased as punch to look at any naked pictures Jessica would ever choose to have taken, but he would probably have them blown up to life size and hang them in places of interest. Like above his bed, and inside his shower door.

There's more of lusty Lindy at MrSkin.com.