We recently insinutated that Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom might be doing the cucumber rhumba, and now, all signs are pointing to yes as they've gone rather public with their affection as of late. Ordunsto is as curious a coupled specimen as they come. He is fully waxed, razored, peculiarly devoid of visible pores, longhaired, and enjoys the feel of tailored trousers against his eunuch pubis mound. She is slouchy, grubby, usually coated in a thin sheen of oil with a hearty dose of filth under her nails, braless, and smells vaguely of Tanqueray. We're not exactly sure how their lovemaking works, though we'd assume it involves lots of prop jeweled rapiers and, possibly, vampiric bloodsucking.
A source told the Daily Mail that the couple was seen at the Chateau Marmont, engaging in what we pros call "canoodling". Which can involve any manner of kissing, hugging, petting, stroking, diddling, and fiddling. Quoth the source:
"Kirsten and Orlando are definitely more than just good friends now. They were kissing and cuddling in the corner of the lobby bar and didn't seem to care who saw them. They even stayed past closing time because they were enjoying each other's company."
Another source described the reason behind Orlando's attraction to Kirsten:
"It was so much fun for him to be with her because she seemed carefree and not obsessed about fattening foods. Kirsten can also let her hair down a bit and isn't worried about being the most fashionable girl in the room. Orlando likes that she can look a bit dishevelled, he thinks it's sexy. Kate would never go out unless she looked perfectly coiffed and that got a bit tiring."
Yeeeeikes. Now, with men being from Mars and women being from Venus and all, we're not sure how Orlando is going to go about explaining this one away after she reads it. "No, no, baby! It's not like that at all! When I said you were a compulsive Little Debbie eater with matted pit hair and rumpled clothes and tooth moss who often leaves the house pantsless, I meant it in a CUTE way!"
Dunst you wanna check out more Kirsten at MrSkin.com?
