Since Eva Longoria has seemingly put the kibosh on discussing her vibratory pasttimes and/or poon pruning habits with the rest of us, we have no other choice but to outsource and bring you the ribald musings of a non-American actress–Monica Bellucci. CelebNewsWire: commie pinko traitor.
Monica Bellucci is an actress of great talent and incomparable beauty–a consummate artist. Which means an artist with whom we would like to consummate our feelings. She recently opened up to the UK's Guardian about her cheerful, commendable willingness to shuck her threads for just about any movie:
"I'm not scared by nudity, because for me, nothing is more beautiful than a body. You can have such amazing emotion from a body. In Irreversible, I treated my body like it was an object and it's great when you can have this kind of relation with your body, it's a part of your job, an object you can work with. When you can have this kind of freedom it's the moment where you can give your best as an actress."
We agree wholeheartedly with Monica Bellucci. Actually, we refuse to take any jobs that don't involve treating our bodies as objects. We've been an actress, a human pincushion, a surrogate mother, a surrogate father, and a skin graft farmer. Oh, and a hooker. We always forget the hooking thing.
Bellucci! Bellissimo! All the naked flesh you can handle at MrSkin.com.
