Wearing a very very very abbreviated skirt with no underwear is something, like nipple scars and blavod breath, that we've just come to expect from Tara Reid. But Mischa Barton busting out a boob? Frankly, we expected more. No, no, Mischa, we're not going to ground you. We're just, you know, very disappointed in you. We thought you had better judgment. Listen, we're not going to tell your father about this, OK?
First up! Mischa Barton! OK, a few months ago we brought you word of one individual Bartonboob. And a fine boob it was, but sadly, it stood solitary; alone. Lucky for us, Misch has popped out the other one (whoooops). Now all you have to do is print out both pics, whip out your safety scissors and mucilage, do a little Frankenstein work, and you've got yourself a matched pair! In addition to being a sick, hard-up freak of nature!
Next in line! Tara Reid! We've heard conflicting reports in regards to where these pictures were taken (St. Tropez? An L.A. club?), but honestly, setting does not matter. What matters is the fact that Tara seems to have thrown that whole "I-am-NOT-a-party-girl-I-swear-I-am-a-serious-actress" poppycock right out the g.d. window and is back to letting various undergarmentless parts of her anatomy fly willy-nilly from underneath her clothes. That's right! Tara's back in the saddle, showing her saddle. What kind of girl gets hosed and dances on a table while wearing a five-inch skirt with no panties? We'll tell you what kind of girl: an AWESOME girl.
Tara. Naked. At MrSkin.com.
Mischa. Not naked, but still hot. Also at MrSkin.com.
