The ever-foul Mischa Barton will reportedly experience a lesbian kiss on The OC . . . or her character Marissa will, at any rate. Those wizards at FOX have done it again!
In the television ratings world, girl-girl action is rated somewhere above "new baby is introduced, magically grows to age 17 after one season" yet still below "character must study for important test; gets hooked on crank". We don't know if The OC's ratings are all that bad, but the powers-that-be have deemed it necessary for Marissa to get her Sappho on.
In other Mischa news, in a rare moment of practicality, she's snubbed trendy celeb religions, saying she'll never "be one of those people . . . wearing a red bracelet around my arm. I'm not one of these people really into the latest fetishes like yoga or the Kabbalah." In a statement, "Those People" said they didn't want Mischa anyway, and also, nyah.
