Our horndog compatriot Mr. Skin alerted us to the existence of Mischa Barton's official personal website when it launched last month. And Mischa has helpfully provided us with long, fulfilling seconds of entertainment since then. Hey, there's a blurry pic of Misch with MK Olsen! There's Misch in a wet suit! And would you believe that The Traveling Wilburys make the list of Mischa's all-time top 10 favorite bands? Hey, girl dated Brandon Davis and Cisco Adler; she obviously likes 'em ugly. But we just discovered a new feature of Mischa's website: Celeb Direct. It's where Mischa keeps us up to date on what's going on with other important celebrities people you might have seen on television that one day you were sick and were too lazy to get up and find the remote to switch the channel to 17 Kids and Counting or something. These people are Kardashians (both Kim and Chyna impersonator Khloe), Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, and Brody Jenner. And, boy oh boy, does Mischa let us in on the hot details of their fascinating lives. Such as: "Khloe's 'Do Review: Khloe Kardashian asks for your opinion on her various hair colors!" Wow! The excitement! Thanks, Mischa! (Seriously, girl, you're better than this. You have very pretty hair. You have never sunk to reality-TV lows. You no longer have to feel the slap of the world's longest nutsack. You did a better job of showing off your boobies than any other celebrity in all of 2008! Take some pride in your accomplishments, lady.)
You can totally see Mischa Barton nude at MrSkin.com. It's not just good; it's award winning.
