Forget kiddie pools filled with coke and using your discarded heroin needles as earrings; today's biggest starlets, like Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton, are kicking it old school by toking up.
Paris's doob draggin' pics aren't very clear, or very shocking, but they are interesting for one thing: Her car companion appears to be a young Joey Ramone, visiting the future from 1972 in order to research the atrocities of the modern world (i.e. Paris's entire lifestyle) and fully form a nihilistic punk attitude. Or it's possibly Helen Keller. We're not sure.
Mischa, on the other hand, just looks funny, like she's about to sneeze out a whole mouthful of diet Fresca. Oh, and her little sister just went to rehab. Misch must have inherited her stash.
More pot-mouth Paris can be seen at Egotastic, and mary-jane Mischa can be found at Flynet.
And of course Paris is naked at MrSkin.com.
But prudey Mischa keeps is chaste.
