Mischa Barton, of the lovely bone structure and the love of toking sweet fatties when it's 4:20, is not a fool. She knows that her post-O.C. work has not really set the world alight (Finding t.a.t.u., anyone?), so she's blinding us with nudity. This is a move we can stand behind. Get it? Behind? Oho, that's rich. Not only do we see Mischa mams in the upcoming Assassination of a High School President, she is apparently giving some Barton butt-on in the WWII drama Closing the Ring. Quoth the Meesh:
"You do see me topless in that film. I would never do full body but I did let [director] Richard Attenborough get a brief behind shot as well.
"I take it project by project. In [The OH in Ohio] it was really necessary. You don't see full boobs or anything. I was wearing underwear. I don't mind nudity. I just don't do it that often."
In addition to being an Oscar-winner, a beknighted Brit, and a classically-trained Shakespearean actor, that wily Sir Richard Attenborough is also a camera ninja, stealing around under cover of night to stealthily capture a shot of Mischa Barton's ass. We hear he tried the same approach when filming Ghandi in 1982 but Ben Kingsley was onto his guerrilla buns-nabbing tactics. Which is why Ben Kingsley now has a Julia Roberts-esque no nudity clause in his contract, that minxy little tease.
Behold! Barton! At MrSkin.com.
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She doesn't mind nudity, huh? I'll buy that when she does the remake of "Oh Calcutta!"
"G-A-N-D-H-I" != "G-H-A-N-D-I"
You know, maybe if she DID more nudity we might remember who she is.
She never should have left the O.C. early,… she's probably so jealous of Rachel Bilson being in Jumper!