It seems that all you need to do is mention that you haven’t seen someone in a while and then they won’t leave you the hell alone. We wondered about the whereabouts of Mischa Barton, and now she’s on the cover of every damn magazine and she’s showing up all over the place. We wonder if the same tactic would work with Emmanuel Lewis. If today we talk about how we haven’t seen him in a long time, tomorrow will we see video of him being rejected from Hyde on TMZ? Anyway, back to Mischa. Remember when she was all, “I hate TV! I want to be a moooovie stahhhhh” and jaunted off to Italy to desecrate classic literature with Hayden Christensen? Yeah, that was a long time ago; it’s OK if you forgot. It seems that Misch and Hay’s immaculately acted version of The Decameron, Virgin Territory, may actually hit a movie screen sometime in the next decade. And it’s gonna involve the erotic milking of a cow. Take a look:
“I don’t mind nudity. I just don’t do it that often. It depends on the film and if I trust the director and if the context is emotional or just sexual.”
Sure, sure Mischa, we’ll believe you–when you show us some damn titties! We’ve heard this same line before from every skingy actress in Hollywood. We heard it from Jessica Simpson just three days ago. And it doesn’t mean anything unless you take off your damn top.
And thus concludes the portion of today’s broadcast in which we yell at an actress for not showing us her boobies. Thank you for your patience. We will now reward you with pictures of Mischa in her underwear, via Egotastic!
If that turns out to be Mischa’s ass, you will in time see it in glorious freeze-frame at MrSkin.com. For now, check out her pasties in The Oh in Ohio.
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