Say what you will about Mischa Barton and her drain-circling career, but the girl is hot in Russia. First she starred in that movie about Russki lesbian pop stars t.A.t.U. and now her movie Assassination of a High School President has gotten its only public showing outside of film fests on Russian television. She is to Russia what Hasselhoff is to Germany, what Jerry Lewis is to France, and what Roxette is to whatever country Roxette is from. You can see pics after the cut, and videos of Mischa Barton's boobs here and here, and how damn badass does that Russian dubbing sound? In the original English version, the narrator says in a wimpy white guy voice, "I had to tell her I figured it all out. Turns out, I hadn't" in the most Wonder Years of ways. Then the Russian dubber comes in and sounds like he's been smoking since he was five and probably says something like "This Mischa, her boobs are much like fresh beet, yes? But even beets succumb to the harshest of frosts. The icy blade of winter's scythe will not dampen the spirits of the state! Now, we drink."
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"She is to Russia what Hasselhoff is to Germany, what Jerry Lewis is to France"
Hahaha! Good one, good one.