Just yesterday, we noticed a strange, Mischa Barton-shaped hole in our hearts. Once upon a dream, her luscious, bouncy tresses and menstrual blood-speckled yoga pants were a permanent fixture in the media, but the past few months have been bleakly Bartonless, as she's been filming straight-to-video releases in Eastern Europe. Just like Wesley Snipes! Now Mischa is planning to vault herself back into the spotlight, via some brief Arena magazine nipple. Just like Wesley Snipes! No.
Before all you commenters get your drawers in a bunch, yes, WE KNOW that is a slight touch of an areola, not a true nipple. But posting, "Hey, look! a fourth of a centimeter of Mischa Barton areola!" just doesn't have the same zazz as the word NIPPLE, with its sexy double plosives and baby connotations. And there's nothing sexier than babies!
Oh, See more of Mischa at MrSkin.com.
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Wow, well at least she's finally getting better looking.
Who is she again? And… more importantly… WHY should we care?
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