We are bold, brave souls, so we're going to take the advice of Nike's marketers and just do it. And by "it" we mean put this here picture of Mischa Barton's nip slip (if you can even call it that) right on our front page. Oh yeah, we're rebels, you know it. You may look at that picture and think, "But, CelebNewsWire, there is clearly a bit of visible nipple right there. Doesn't that belong safely after a cut where it can't frighten the children or get you fired?" And we say, "No, dammit! Screw the cut!" Because really, your children already know how to find video of a morbidly obese woman sucking off a donkey; what makes you think a cut is going to keep them from seeing a little areola? (Plus, we don't think many children are stumbling upon this little gossip blog, unless they are really big fans of both Steve Guttenberg and the art of mime.) And as for your boss, if he sees you spying a bit of boob tip at your desk, just tell him that you know that he's fucking his secretary. There's a 90% chance it's true. Oh, and anyway, areola alone doesn't count as nudity. If you could see it on NYPD Blue, it's good wholesome entertainment. And in case you still want more, here: Mischa kissing a chick. Pretty tame, we know, but it's what we've got. Suck it.
2 Comments
That a nip or a bit of rib ?
Give that chick a Big Mac someone. Add a few flies & she could be an ad for starving orphans !
This makes her real hot!