Mischa Barton Opens Clothes, Closes Ring

Mischa Barton might be a longhaired hesher who rips bowl hits from a Coke can, but you know what she isn't? She isn't a liar. And she isn't an Indian giver. When Mischa says that she is going to pull out her damp and pink pieces in a movie, you best believe that what you're hearing is Real Talk. A couple of weeks ago, we wrote about Mischa claiming to be getting naked in Closing the Ring, and today, by God, pictures and clips are here! Safely tucked away on the second page of this entry like a dyed-green tub of MGD in a frat guy's belly. Click "more" to tickle his metaphorical uvula with a mylar shamrock garland and have him erupt Mischa nudity all over his vertically-striped shirt.

We would like to give more background in regards to the plot of Closing the Ring, but unfortunately, this clip is dubbed in Spanish, so all we notice (besides Mischa Barton's boobs and squatter, duh) is the rich, throaty voice of a Spanish-speaking actress who smokes 4 packs of Pall Malls a day. And the fact that when Mischa embraces the guy, he mutters a pained "te quiero" that would sound right at home during the fade-out of a Marc Anthony song. Or coming from the lips of a CGI chihuahua.