Hey, Mischa Barton, star of screens large and small and shucker of Keds. Just wanted to say thanks for the lip slip (pics after the cut!). Much more interesting than your usual garden variety, whitebread nip slip, yet somehow classier than the full on panty-free cavity flash. However, although the soft womanly fold beckons us from alongside her pantaloons, we immediately flash to this, and we picture that swath of femininity being hammered, over and over, by the pendulum-like swing of the stretched-out bubble gum of Mr. Adler's cannonballs. And we weep for what could have been.
Nice tacklebox, Mischa. If only it weren't sullied with Cisco yarbles and Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis's surely greasy dude juice. This is kind of like gazing upon a beautiful European abbey that has a pile of homeless-guy stool on its steps. Like how we got from vaginas to hobo crap? That's called verbal artistry.
Mo' Mischa at MrSkin.com.
Pics via Egotastic! and Taxi Driver. Thanks!
