We recently warned musicians of Los Angeles to hold onto their peters, because Mischa Barton was newly single. But we neglected to warn thespians in London, and the Misch attempted to lure Josh "Dewey Decimal Humper" Hartnett into her web. The Daily Mail records the tale as only a charming British tabloid can:
Not content to have a lifestyle and career most people would kill for, Mischa Barton also had the pleasure of hooking up with gorgeous actor Josh Hartnett after they bumped into one another at trendy club Bungalow 8 last night.
Mischa, who recently split from musician boyfriend Taylor Locke is clearly keen to put the past behind her.
The OC star spent a good hour writhing in front of Josh at the bar last night, and must have made an impression as they both headed back to his hotel at the end of the night.
Not to suggest that anything happened between the extremely good-looking and single pair – and Mischa did trundle back to her own hotel an hour later.
The actress, 22, looked desperate to impress Josh at the Temperley afterparty at Bungalow 8 when she arrived at 11pm.
Josh, 30, was sitting with Kings Of Leon drummer Nathan Followill and seemed more interested in his conversation than the strutting beauty.
A source said: 'Josh looked pretty bored and was totally ignoring Mischa. She persisted though, and kept getting closer and closer to their table while dancing provocatively. Lots of girls were trying to get near their table, where the two guys were drinking champagne and vodka cocktails. Mischa had a lot to contend with, but didn't give up.'
Later, in the toilets, Nathan was overheard warning Josh off Mischa. The source added: 'Nathan told him that he thought she talks too much.'
To be fair, talking too much would be the least of your worries when dating Mischa Barton. One has to take into consideration the fact that much of your day would be spent defending your lady's thighs against cellulite-spotters. And lighting her spliffs. And carrying spare Tampax Pearls in your pockets. A Mischa Barton boyfriend's work is never done. You might even say it takes a man with incredibly large balls to fill such a role.
Mischa Barton is naked at MrSkin.com. No lie.
