Yesterday, the LAPD announced that they have officially charged wacky weed-loving scofflaw Mischa Barton with DUI and marijuana possession. Thank God they got this hardened criminal off the streets! Imagine a SWAT team forcing down Mischa's door with a battering ram, charging past her giant blacklight posters of Bob Marley smoking a fattie and a hippie bus that reads Funkengruven, to shackle her and drag her off to a cold, damp cell. People reports:
Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana, stemming from her arrest in December, police announced Tuesday.
The former star of The O.C. was also charged with driving without a valid license. Her arraignment on the misdemeanor charges is set for Thursday in Beverly Hills Superior Court.
Poor Mischa. So behind the trends. Getting popped for drinking, drugging, and driving? So last season. All the hep cats are checking into the psych ward! Erratic driving is a nice start, to be sure, but to truly be a Beau Brummel, baby, you need a little borderline personality disorder in lieu of kind bud. Prada's Fall 08 must-have bag even features whimsical Depakote buttons and a clever hidden pocket for your travel shock treatment kit. Fierce.
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Kind bud? Is that like when something is "mind bottling"?
The word you were looking for was "kine" – which is Hawaiian for "excellent". Understandable mistake though, they sound alike and the keys are close together.
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