Mischa Barton and her slack-jawed craprocker beau, Cisco Adler, were allegedly minutes away from being busted at a major raid on a Los Angeles "medical marijuana distribution center" last Wednesday. The story is highly (har har) dubious, especially considering the fact that if DEA agents are so keen on cleaning up drugs in Hollywood, they could just perform a raid on Nicole Richie's SUV or Lindsay Lohan's nasal cavity. Man, this Leno 3000 Topical Joke Generator works like a charm!
Grab a juicebox and a baggie of Teddy Grahams and let Auntie Celebitchy tell you the story:
Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton came within minutes of being part of a search and seizure warrant being executed on a medical marijuana distribution center on Sunset Boulevard in West Hollywood on January 17. Adlerís visit to the center that day was no different than any number of times he visited it. As usual, Cisco, 28, parked his Mercedes on the busy street with girlfriend Mischa, 20, waiting patiently in the passenger seat. Cisco was buzzed in, and after less than five minutes he appeared with a small white bag, and the two drove off.
As they left, the former OC star and her rocker beau failed to notice that two nearby side streets were lined with police cars, and Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) officers wearing bullet proof vests who were preparing to raid the small store front.
Just fifteen minutes after Cisco and Mischa drove off, the agents stormed in and sifted through documents, copied hard drives, and carted away pounds of marijuana and other paraphanalia.
You may be thinking to yourself, "Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler . . . taking pot? That's impossible! Are we talking about the same Cisco Adler? Whitestarr member Cisco Adler? Former Kimberley Stewart paramour and upstanding member of society Cisco Adler?" One and the same, friends. If you still have doubts, please peruse our Hall of Cisco. Look into his drooping eyes, hungry with lust for the "munchies" that he got from using MARIJUANA CIGARETTES and you will believe.
Mischa's at MrSkin.com.
