Mischa Barton: new projects! New boyfriend! And no time spent on a chain gang anytime soon, thanks to a DUI plea bargain! How does a modern gal celebrate such an upswing in her life? By getting some new honey-colored hair extensions and hitting the beach in a bikini. We can assume from these photographs that Mischa's time spent rolling fat J's and sparking up the gravity bong was well-spent. Perhaps when it comes to trimming and toning a body to taut perfection, these science brainiacs are barking up the wrong tree with their Hoodia. It's weed we should be looking at. Over the counter weed capsules. Weed pill infomercials. "30 Days to Your Dream Body Through Cheeba." Everyone in the world will be looking as fit as Mischa. Of course, worldwide productivity will take a nosedive. But on the bright side, sales of Zizzle Zounds will skyrocket.
There's a bounty of bare Barton at MrSkin.com.
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Not to rain on Mischa's photo op, but weed apparently doesn't do a booby good. Was she already so flat-chested that that her tiny top could only slide down, or is that top so tight that it's further compressing Barton's tiny titties?