The picture we just posted of Madonna’s chewy-looking appendages was so unbelievably alluring that we thought we needed to balance it out with something really ugly. After briefly contemplating posting a geoduck and and a dirty diaper, we went with Miranda Kerr nude. Puke, right? Man, what a bowser. Apparently, these shots were taken during a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot at the beach. Don’t ask us how a topless supermodel sells bras. We’ve been wondering for years how naked women sell tires, and yet Pirelli is the fifth largest tire manufacturer in the world. If only Crystal Pepsi had slapped a boob on the front of the can, it would have replaced water as the wet product of choice.
After the cut, nudie shots!
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Ewww! Worst of all, natural breasts! What's wrong with her? Doesn't she know boobs should look like two halves of a shot put? And almost as pliant?
She's knockering on heaven's door.
Her tan isn't bright orange either. And what's up with her lips not looking like an anus? Weird times. Weird girl.
Did somebody say weird?
meh would rather see more of her and less of the empty teasers and tattoo freaks.
Guys, Miranda Kerr is slamming. WTH? she is the hottest thing EVER! hmmmmmm yummy
WHAT??? KERR IS HOOT!!!!
i would fuck that so hard
she is soo fuckin hot no one can come close!