Mariah Carey claims that her five-year marriage to music mogul/daddy figure Tommy Mottola was so horrendous that she often fantasized about being kidnapped. Kind of like how when we were held captive by that serial-killing maniac we would fantasize about Fabio or Richard Gere or somebody whisking us away on a white horse. Wait, thatís not the same thing at all.
In addition to making her dress like a little escaped Amish girl and suppress her true skankalicious nature, hubby Tommy was a controlling tyrant. And poor Mariah was just a butterfly who needed to spread her wings and fly off into a world filled with rainbows and glitter and fairies. Mariah said, "I longed for someone to come kidnap me back then. I used to fantasize about that a lot. I'd have my pocketbook with me at all times in case I had to make an escape." Apparently Mariahís idea of being kidnapped involves a mysterious man in a stretch limo taking her on a Neiman Marcus shopping spree. At least she didnít go as far as hiding in the trunk of some crookís car, ‡ la Savannah Smiles.
Mariah's ultra-kidnappable bod at MrSkin.com.
