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Paul W.S. Anderson's Fetus Takes Up Evil Residence in Milla Jovovich's Womb

paulmilla.jpgCNW would like to wish the warmest, mazellest of tovs to Milla Jovovich, who has just announced her first pregnancy via fiancÈ Paul Anderson. That's so cool, Boogie Nights was a great movie. Oh, not that Paul Anderson? OK, well, it's still cool, because editing great TV fare like The Larry Sanders Show and The Bernie Mac Show is pretty chill. Not that one either? Eh. Well, hey, being a beta tester for Leisure Suit Larry 6: Shape Up or Slip Out! is nothing to sneeze at. Not that one? Oh, you mean the guy who directed Mortal Kombat and Event Horizon? We see. We see (frown).

By Jovovich, Milla's naked! At MrSkin.com.

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