"Don't Break Your Hymen. Your Achy Breaky Hymen. I Just Don't Think America Would Understand."

When you inched toward puberty, your parents most likely sat you down and gave you an uncomfortable "when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, penis goes in vagina, don't get pregnant" speech. Not so for squirrelly tween Miley Cyrus, who got the "if you have sex, you will DESTROY THE LIVES OF EVERY PERSON UNDER SIXTEEN" lecture from her dad, Billy Ray. Says our friends across the pond at Digital Spy:

Billy Ray Cyrus has given a sex education talk to his 15-year-old daughter Miley, say reports.

He allegedly said: "We brought Miley up with good morals and strong religion, but she's at that age where she is bound to be experimenting and her hormones are going nuts. I told her in no uncertain terms that her career would be over if something stupid were to happen and she would no longer be a role model for young girls, something she takes very seriously."

Miley is rumoured to be dating 20-year-old Justin Gastron, but has sternly denied she has already engaged in sexual activity with the model.

Well, according to these pictures of Miley's boyfriend that were released yesterday, Billy Ray really doesn't have much to worry about. Cuz is more likely to be spotted "pulling off a Kevin Spacey" with Chace Crawford then he is setting an open course towards Hannah Montana's virgin sea.