Miley Cyrus Gets Tattoo to Remind Her to Take in Oxygen

CelebNewsWire is generally not in the habit of posting pictures of 17-year-olds in bikinis. We consider ourselves vaguely objectionable, not full-on gorgons. However, check out this blind item:

This A list tweener has a problem. She had a boyfriend [and] she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won’t see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn’t like seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can’t decide if it should be the new boyfriend’s name or something generic.

Conveniently, some pictures of Miley Cyrus in a bikini hit the web machine today, and look. A tattoo under her tit. Her last boyfriend’s name was Justin Gaston, so we can see how this rumor would start, but if you look at the last picture below, you’ll see that it actually reads “Just Breathe”. As Miley is a mere whippet of 17, she has to get parental approval for tattoos, and we have an easier time picturing Billy Ray and his flavor savor okaying Faith Hill lyrics over the name of a sexually ambiguous underwear model.

Pictures are nice. We have a bunch on our Facebook page.