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Mila Kunis Wears Short Shorts

mila_kunis_1.jpgIt's been a dire week for Sexy Lady Stories, what with the usual suspects locked up in rehab or actual prison. Now that she's free from jail, it's only a matter of time before Paris Hilton frees her beans or other private regions from the incarceration of her confining clothing, so in the meantime, here are the sexiest pictures we were able to scrounge up today–That '70s Show's Mila Kunis on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall (from the same dudes behind the inescapable Knocked Up). These are notable because 1) she's showing about as much flesh as one can while still being fully clothed, 2) she's got those brutal Maxwell/Usher hip troughs, very impressively buff, and 3) those shorts are what we in the biz call "grass-grazers", always noteable. Also notable: her last name, which sounds vaguely like a foreign word for the female reproductive organs. Thumbs up, says Mila. Thumbs up on my grass-grazers, my hip muscles, my Culkin-banging, my pubic last name.

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9 Comments

  1. Harry Dingleberry
    Posted June 8, 2007 at 1:20 pm | Permalink

    Seems to me, she spent a lot of time on cruches and leg lifts and her abs are bangin' and all, but she forgot about the lunges and squat-thrusts. She needs some red beans and rice, man, her shorts are about to fall off…which would have made this post OUTSTANDING!! But alas…

  2. GOB
    Posted June 8, 2007 at 2:20 pm | Permalink

    NO ASS!!! on the girl.
    Love her face & the rest of her but the girl has cauc-cakes bad.

  3. Wow.
    Posted June 8, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    She's jacked.

  4. Posted June 8, 2007 at 4:51 pm | Permalink

    MILA IS SMOKIN' HOTT!!! Yeah, no butt, but the rest of her makes up for it. I would give anything for a night with her

  5. Jessica
    Posted June 9, 2007 at 1:53 am | Permalink

    This picture right here proves she was the hotter of the two women on that 70's show. God her body is so sexy. I think i may even have to masturbate to these pics.

  6. average joe
    Posted June 9, 2007 at 7:36 am | Permalink

    She's not even hollywood quality. She's flat chested. At least laura prepon had tits.

  7. rocco-rules
    Posted June 10, 2007 at 8:26 pm | Permalink

    She looks like a 13-year old. No tits, no ass, no fun , mon. Gimme Laura Prepon any day. Hell, gimme Tanya Roberts too !

  8. BIG_DIZZ
    Posted August 1, 2008 at 9:13 pm | Permalink

    mila is hot as hell and if u losers cant see that then ur OBVIOUSLY gay. it sure looks like she got an ass to me

  9. jhflfbobobo
    Posted September 24, 2008 at 9:45 pm | Permalink

    HOTTEST GIRL EVA!!!

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