Ah, Mickey Rourke. Sure, he might slightly resemble an evil sea monster from a children’s book, but he seems like a nice dude. If he took a shine to you, he’d probably buy you a whiskey and tell you all about how hot it was to fake fuck Kim Basinger. Or maybe, if you’re a paparazzo and need a fat paycheck, he might chat you up a bit before putting on a show by beating up a fence. That sounds cool too. He hit the town last night with Leonardo DiCaprio (because, sure, why not?), who refused to be photographed and pouted like a little spoiled baby while Mickey made some new Limey friends. Says The Sun:
The Wrestler star risked incurring the wrath of highways maintenance chiefs when he punched over a barrier erected to block off roadworks.
Mickey was on top mischievous form outside the Wellington Club, stealing a pap’s camera and proceeding to snap photographers.
He then stepped his misbehaviour up a gear when he picked a fight with a plastic fence protecting pedestrians from a gaping hole in the pavement.
We’ve got a feeling that this wasn’t a show Mickey put on for the benefit of photographers. He probably walks down the street, chatting up nannies pushing strollers, commuters on the way to the train, telling them about his fascinating life of glamor and then offering to demonstrate his athletic prowess on the nearest movable object.
And now we present Mickey Rourke beating up a fence. There’s video at The Sun, but the pics are better. We just love how he hangs on to his cigarette the whole time. Priorities, man.
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How does he get his jeans to fade at the front like that?