Actress/drunk driver/fucker of dogs/dainty blossom Michelle Rodriguez hasn't been heard from in quite a while. We've missed her tantrums, her jail visits, her implied chewing of poontang. But joyous day, she's back and she's berating Chippendales. According to Faded Youth:
Michelle Rodriguez stars in the latest Fast & Furious flick but she was drunk and messy at the recent four-day wedding of her BFF and manager, Giancarlo Chersich, to beautiful Dominican actress Celines Toribio.
The New York Post has the dish:
At the welcome dinner at the Casa de Campo Resort in the Dominican Republic, Rodriguez pushed fully clothed guests into the pool. The next night, she broke up the bachelorette party yelling that the stripper was ìfat and had a small penis.î
Rodriguez was ticked off when the dancer asked for a volunteer at the beginning of his routine and then made the willing babe kneel down. ìThatís bullshit,î the sexy star yelled. ìHe should be kneeling for her; this is a bachelorette party.î
As the stripper began gyrating and pushing his crotch into the bride-to-beís face, Rodriguez yelled, ìThis is the kind of thing that brings out the bisexual in me.î She left in a huff.
That's a word to the wise, stripper guys. There's only one pipe-swinging, buff entertainer allowed to stick faces into crotches and gyrate. And his name is Michelle Rodriguez. Take note.
