You know what they say: hell hath no fury like a woman with a dildo in her hand scorned. Rumored lady-licker Michelle Rodriguez. According to Rush and Malloy, the Girlfight star got into a girlfight last weekend at the Mayfair Hotel in Florida:
"I woke up Sunday morning to the sounds of two women yelling, and one of them was smashing the door knocker very loudly," one exhausted guest tells us. "I peeked out and saw it was [Rodriguez]. She's screaming, 'Open up, let me in, b——!'"
The loud knocking continued for another five minutes, says the source, until the star hollered, "If you don't open up, you're not getting your [pleasure toy] back." The door creaked open.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hold the phone, people, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Although the idea of two jealous, lust-crazed lesbians brandishing dildos like light sabers is an evocative image, this could be a totally innocent situation misconstrued as a Sapphic scrap. The "b——-" could stand for lots of things. "Beaurocrat". "Billygoat". "Bird-watcher". And "[pleasure toy]", hell, that could be anything. We hear that a Popple is a toy that brings a lot of pleasure to the user.
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