We were sitting here this morning with one dominant thought in our head: "How can we get Michelle Pfeiffer to notice us? Should we send her flowers or candy or a Chia Pet shaped like John Travolta? No. What if we approached her on the street and told her how fabulous her tits are? That would have to work." And for once in our life, we were right.
Our gossip troop leader, FemaleFirst, reports:
Michelle Pfeiffer was thrilled when a woman approached her in the street and thanked her for having such small breasts.The 48-year-old 'Hairspray' star has revealed fans often thank her for being a naturally beautiful actress and it makes her day.
Michelle told Access Hollywood: "A woman walked up to me and made my day by commenting on my breasts.
"I made her feel sexy about her small breasts and that made me feel really good. I walked away thinking, 'I'm hot!' "
We've been looking for a way to approach celebrities that's a little more fresh than "I'm a huge fan" or "Can I get your autograph?" and we think Michelle might have inspired us to try her admirer's tactic. We hope that our approach–cornering a member of the young Hollywood elite and proclaiming, "Seeing the glamorous life you live while being a coked-out whore made me feel really good about being a coked-out whore"–will show similarly positive results.
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