There is not a single thing we could hear about Michael Jackson that we would not believe. Seriously. Not one single thing. Well, wait, maybe one. If we were to hear that Michael Jackson was a well-adjusted, completely normal adult who kept an immaculate check book and took joy in boring adult things like cleaning his car or scheduling water-heater maintenance, that we wouldn't believe. But tell us he raises rare Ethiopian mice and bakes their intestines into pies, all while wearing a dirndl, that we'd believe. So we definitely believe the tale spun by two Australian back-up dancers who are working with MJ on his upcoming London concerts. They claim the King of Pop glows in the dark. Our favorite rave enthusiast, FemaleFirst, reports that one of them divulged that his pale skin could be seen when the lights went down:
It was really dark in the auditorium, but his skin was definitely glowing in the dark.
This is a devious ploy. We bet Michael heard that tweens are obsessed with a clan of fancy vampires whose skin sparkles like diamonds and decided that he too could win over impressionable youth if his skin were luminous. Too bad he didn't hear that tween girls are the ones in love with Edward Cullen.
