Back in 1983, we often dreamed about what it would be like to hang out with Michael Jackson. We pictured an amusement park with no lines, strolling hand in hand with a chimp, and a room filled with arcade games. In reality, there probably would have been more Jesus juice and tickle fights, though as ovoid-headed former Mr. Liza Minelli David Gest puts it, chilling with Michael Jackson in 2008 is like a cross between chilling with your grandma, your college freshman cousin, and Britney Spears. According to Digital Spy, Gest recently said:
"When we hang out we visit antique stores, play Frisbee and go to KFC – he thinks if you peel the skin off the chicken, it makes it organic. He cracks me up."
Ah, so now we can finally explain MJ's chalk white flesh. Trying hard to give up playing with 12 year olds, someone told him, "if you peel the skin off a chicken hawk, it makes it orgasmic." Zing?
