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Michael Jackson Death: The Latest and Greatest

michael_jackson_rip_dude.jpgIt's Monday, and Michael Jackson is still deceased. He did not rise from the dead like Lazarus or like, perhaps, like a beautiful noseless white phoenix from flame. Dude's still gone, and shit is getting weirder. Here's a brief wrap-up of the main points:

ï On her MySpace blog, MJ's ex-wife Lisa Marie Presley wrote:

Our relationship was not "a sham" as is being reported in the press. It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a "Normal life" found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part . . . At that time, In trying to save him, I almost lost myself. He was an incredibly dynamic force and power that was not to be underestimated. When he used it for something good, It was the best and when he used it for something bad, It was really, REALLY bad."

ï The Sun claims it has details of the autopsy, and MJ was only a little over 100 pounds, bruised on his knees and shins, bald as an eagle, and had several broken ribs as a result of CPR. a source says,

ìHe was skin and bone, his hair had fallen out and had been eating nothing but pills when he died. Injection marks all over his body and the disfigurement caused by years of plastic surgery show heíd been in terminal decline for years."

UPDATE: Whoops! TMZ now says that report is 100% horseshit.

ï Debbie Rowe, the biological mother of his two eldest children Prince and Paris, will not seek custody as rumored. News of the World (via Celebitchy ) reports that Rowe said:

ìMichael was divorced, lonely and wanted children. I was the one who said to him, ëI will have your babiesí. I offered him my womb–it was a gift. It was something I did to keep him happy . . . ìI was just the vessel. It wasnít Michaelís sperm.I got paid for it, and Iíve moved on. I know I will never see my children again.î

You mean those pale, white-blonde children aren't biologically Michael's? Get the hell out.

UPDATE: OK, this one's a fake, too. Sheesh!

ï Finally, Michael's father Joseph Jackson showed up at the BET awards last night. Why? To say how great he was doing and to plug his new production company. Daddy gotta get paid. Orange eyebrow pencil costs a lot these days.

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3 Comments

  1. Bobby Weird
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 11:06 am | Permalink

    I thought that report was a fake. "Disfigured by years of plastic surgery?" Were they at the same autopsy?

  2. Wang Dang Doodle
    Posted June 29, 2009 at 4:44 pm | Permalink

    I'll believe it when I see it.

  3. Posted June 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm | Permalink

    Sad and pathetic, all this speculation. But one bright note is that MJ did love http://newfiction.com

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