The children of celebrities reach maturity faster than you and me. All that access to money, fast cars, fake IDs and such and such makes for a real Less Than Zero adolescence. So it comes as no surprise that butt-chinned actor Michael Douglas would be worried that his first grader daughter with wife Catherine Zeta-Jones, Carys Douglas, is acting too sexy for her age. According to our own personal gossip merengue tutor, Female First, Mike said,
“She takes dance classes. She’s six, but she already has the hip action. I’m looking at my six-year-old, going ‘Cha-cha!’ Really shaking it pretty good. And I’m going, ‘Man, I thought this happens like 10 years from now.’ “
Aw, don’t sweat it, Michael. You needn’t worry about your daughter being loose when she’s sixteen. You’ll be dead then. Get it? Cuz he’s old.
