You’ve got to hand it to Michael Lohan; it takes another-level type douchebag to make Dina Lohan look like the sensible parent. But even though Dina is the next incarnation of Jaid Barrymore, she can always count on Michael threatening to kidnap their kids to make her look good less abhorrent. According to The San Francisco Chronicle, Michael wants to stash Lindsay away in the woods to scare the boogeyman, or at least the booger sugar, out of her:
In an interview with X17online.com, Michael said, “If I can’t get a conservatorship, then I’m going to take her to an undisclosed location and get her straight. But I know I’m going to get charged with kidnapping.”
On Monday, People.com reported Lindsay was seeking a restraining order against her dad, with a source claiming she was “scared” and had instructed her lawyer Shawn Holley Chapman to prepare the legal papers.
But Michael insists his comments were “twisted” to mean something more sinister and is adamant he would never force Lindsay to do something against her will.
He tells Newsday, “I just meant I’d like to detox her myself … but of course I’d get arrested.
“People will twist my words to mean what they want. The bottom line is, Lindsay needs help, and no one wants to do anything.”
“I didn’t mean I’d kidnap her, really. I was just going to sneak up behind her when no one was looking, throw a burlap sack over her head, force her into my Camero, and haul her off to a secret location way out in the desert. You know, normal father-daughter stuff.”
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a detoxified LiLo would be interesting… no hair dye, no skin dye… she might even find meaningful work again…
I doubt that’ll ever happen, guys. Mama Lohan prefers her meal tickets to be drugged out of their minds. This will end badly on all fronts. I can put hard currency on it. The only way this girl will be the help she needs will be by the force of law and I mean via SWAT team.