Clarissa Exposes It All (OK, Not Really Anything at All)

There seems to be some sort of compulsion with pregnant famous ladies to feel sexy whilst growing a fetus in their innards. We don't really get it. But this compulsion often causes said pregnant famous ladies to pose for partially naked pictures to expose their swollen bellies. The hope seems to be that those elusive "sensitive family man" types will get all weepy and say, "She's is nurturing life and perpetuating the wonders of mankind. That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." But since these men don't actually exist outside of chick lit, we're guessing that these sorts of photos appeal more to the guys who get off on preggo chicks. And that's sort of fruitless too, as we're pretty sure that those dudes like it a bit more hardcore, like when a knocked-up knockout is getting gang banged. Or maybe that's just us. Anyway, take a gander at Melissa Joan Hart and the baby in her gut.