Eddie Murphy's Golden Child Court Date

We haven't had any Maury-style "who's the daddy" drama since Dannielynn, so today we welcome the much-anticipated court date to determine the paternity of Mel B's little Spice Girl. Our gossip assistant superintendent, Female First, reports:

Eddie Murphy will face ex-lover Melanie Brown for the first time since dumping her on live TV when they both appear in court later today (11Jun07).

The actor missed the London premiere of his latest film Shrek The Third to attend a U.S court hearing and provide a judge with a DNA sample in order to establish the biological father of Brown's daughter Angel Iris.

Man, Eddie been acting like such a complete prick about the baby, we're really hoping he gets his just desserts and the DNA test proves he's the dad. But we already know he's the dad. How, you ask? She was born with a mustache.

See Mel do the zig-a-zig-ahhhhh at MrSkin.com.